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palmtree19:

catholicnun:

annawintour:

catholicnun:

someone urban dictionary me

I WASH THE DISHES AND MOW THE LAWN AND CLEAN MY ROOM AND VACCUUM THE HOUSE AND I DO THINGS

you’re welcome

(via pizzaforpresident)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

(via i-am-swimming-in-antibiotics)

riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

(via pizza-maniac)

dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

FUCKING NAME

FOR EVERYTHING

AND EVERYONE

(via lawsbian)